Potential Headlines For a Nintendo Fansite

Posted in Video Game Media Watch by kyleorl on the April 27th, 2006
  • Fans Go “Whee!” For Wii
  • Nintendo Upgrades Wii-fi Connection
  • Nintendo Weens Gamers off Traditional Controllers
  • Nintendo Wiins!
  • Nintendo Wiipes Up
  • Nintendo Whiips The Competition
  • Nintendo Wiis on Competition
  • Nintendo Wii Gets More Wee (For the inevitable redesign)
  • Competitors Cry Wii-wii-wii all the way home

Don’t get it? Wii do!

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Whee!

10 Responses to 'Potential Headlines For a Nintendo Fansite'

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  1. Charles said,

    on April 27th, 2006 at 1:27 pm

    There’s a new rumor that Microsoft and Nintendo will be working on a new next generating operation system…it’s called Wiindows….

    (kind of lame I know)

  2. Joran said,

    on April 27th, 2006 at 1:50 pm

    Oh dear god… Nintendo is definitely wiierd.


  3. on April 27th, 2006 at 2:03 pm

    Here’s my headline:

    “Wiitarded.”

    That is all.

  4. AMike said,

    on April 27th, 2006 at 2:04 pm

    I guess hoping to continue with the name ‘Revolution’ was just wiishful thinking . . .

  5. Andrew said,

    on April 27th, 2006 at 2:10 pm

    “See! Wii really don’t care what the competitors think”

    I like you comment on the kotaku article, Kyle. Decisive and to the point.

  6. steve said,

    on April 27th, 2006 at 3:35 pm

    Next Nintendo Handheld: The Wee Wii.

  7. David Thomas said,

    on April 27th, 2006 at 5:12 pm

    Think the headlines!

    Nintendo Game Boys Wiip At New Name Announcement

  8. Zach C. said,

    on April 27th, 2006 at 7:23 pm

    I’m just going to vode for Justin McElroy’s.

  9. daniel said,

    on April 27th, 2006 at 7:53 pm

    Wiivolution

  10. Jeffool said,

    on April 28th, 2006 at 12:50 am

    Wii Will Rock You.

    That, my dear Justin, is all. ;)

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